When modesty does not work… just try blatant honesty… and wear this shirt.  Undoubtedly, something interesting WILL happen!  (fine print: DBA does not guarantee the occurrence of interesting things/events due to the wearing of any shirt designed by DBA or its affiliate companies.  While we are at it, DBA does not guarantee that shirts designed by DBA will result in the wearer of said shirt gaining special super powers or higher IQ. The wearer of any DBA shirt accepts full responsibility for the consequences of wearing a DBA-designed shirt.  DBA will however accept credit for the creation of amazing brownies in the presence of DBA-designed shirts, and also happier houseplants.)

American Apparel Tees – $19.90

Unisex Tee

Women's Tee